A military officer was given a 3-day leave to go n enjoy with his newly wedded wife??. He arrived home? & realized dat his wife was in her menstrual period??! He had to send an sos message to headquarters requesting for an extension of his leave days?. He prepared his message in the usual military coded language. He wrote:
Soldier: Omega One?, dis is Omega Twelve?. Danger from de field?. Red in front. Leave extension requested. Do u read me?? Red in front… passage not clear, extend leave!?
This is Omega One?. We read u loud n clear?. The danger is minimal?. Attack from de back n resume immediately?. Leave extension denied?. I repeat…. attack with minimal force from de back n resume immediately?… way is clear frm behind?! Extension denied!