Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus.
Wife: What do u mean??
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. If u do that I’ll also do like Mary.
Husband: What do u mean?
Wife: I will show up pregnant yet untouched by my husband”.
Husband: dey no born u well.
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Happy Easter in advance