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    40 THINGS THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE 40

    At 40, you are not an old man and you are not a young man either.

    YOU WILL NOTICE THE FOLLOWING AT AGE 40

    1. You will need brighter light to read. This means your eyes need attention
    2. You will notice some grey on your head
    3. Many of your mates are now using glasses.
    4. People will call you daddy outside
    5. The only new celebrities you recognize are the offspring of the ones you grew up loving
    6. You use “the old good days” often
    7. You bought your first glasses
    8. New music sounds too fast for you
    9. Your children know television shows more than you
    10. All your friends are married
    11. Your children are now schooling at the university
    12. Your friends are losing their parents
    13. Your eyebrows and ears in your ears and nose start to grow in weird ways
    14. You look at the mirror to encourage yourself that you are still young
    15. You are now older than every player in your country’s national football team.
    16. All children in primary school now were not born when you graduated from university
    17. You suddenly begin to think about retirement
    18. Your health issues are now age-related
    19. You go around the house turning off all the lights
    20. Everything you think happened five years ago happened 10 to 15 years ago.
    21. You now use this phrase “Children of nowadays”
    22. Young girls stop eyeing you
    23. Everybody knows you are married without looking at your fingers
    24. You try to dye your hair to hide grey
    25. You’ve not seen some of your college friends in 20 years.
    26. Nobody confuses you to be twenty-something again.
    27. Your wife starts to call you daddy
    28. You begin to talk about the past to your children
    29. Your children call you ‘old school’
    30. You start calling 25-year-olds kids
    31. Your definition of friends change
    32. Your dream of travelling aboard suddenly changes to make a life
    33. Your current friends do not know your old friends
    34. When you meet your college friends, you have little or nothing to discuss.
    35. You have some experience and now think of the future than the past
    36. Where your money goes begins to make more meaning to you
    37. You begging to shake your penis after urinating
    38. You begin to wet your underwear with urine after urinating
    39. You wake up several times to in the night to urinate
    40. you will readlise you are 40, not 20, Adulthood will suddenly beckon on you

     

    © Bisi Adewale

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